Monday, November 06, 2006

Should this guy be taken seriously? What ya think?

Bigfoot Researcher Criticized, Ridiculed by Many Fellow Scientists
Monday, November 06, 2006

POCATELLO, Idaho — Jeffrey Meldrum holds a Ph.D. in anatomical sciences and is a tenured professor of anatomy at Idaho State University. He is also one of the world's foremost authorities on Bigfoot, the mythical smelly ape-man of the Northwest woods. And Meldrum firmly believes the lumbering, shaggy brute exists.

That makes him an outcast — a solitary, Sasquatch-like figure himself — on the 12,700-student campus, where many scientists are embarrassed by what they call Meldrum's "pseudo-academic" pursuits and have called on the university to review his work with an eye toward revoking his tenure. One physics professor, D.P. Wells, wonders whether Meldrum plans to research Santa Claus, too.

Meldrum, 48, spends most of his days in his laboratory in the Life Sciences Building, analyzing more than 200 jumbo plaster casts of what he contends are Bigfoot footprints.

For the past 10 years, he has added his scholarly sounding research to a field full of sham videos and supermarket tabloid exposes. And he is convinced he has produced a body of evidence that proves there is a Bigfoot.

"It used to be you went to a bookstore and asked for a book on Bigfoot and you'd be directed to the occult section, right between the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs," Meldrum said. "Now you can find some in the natural science section."

5 comments:

dad-e~O said...

fuck that crazy bastard, X-Files shit

Sickboy said...

haha, funny. That comment made me laugh out loud. Thanks PJ.

dad-e~O said...

i'm nothin' if not funny, you should see me when I'm drinkin'

Martin said...

Everyone knows the loch ness monster killed bigfoot during a cribbage game that went terribly wrong.

dad-e~O said...

your comment way funnier then mine Martin.