Little Johnny.

So one evening little Johnny hears a racket coming from his parents room, being very curious, he quickly pushes the door open to find his Daddy and his Mommy engaged in some Carnal desires that have gotten too loud and out of hand! Johnny calls out “Momma, Dad, what are you 2 doing in here?” His Dad waves him off and says “Oh, nothing Johnny, your Mom and I are just having a little fun.” Little Johnny quickly slams the door behind himself and disappears into the shadows of the dark house.

A little later, Johnny’s Mom and Dad are awake and downstairs having a late night snack due to their wild escapade when all of a sudden Johnny’s Dad hears a racket coming from Lil Johnny’s room. I mean its bad, like someone has just set off an M-80 in there. Johnny’s Dad goes flying up the stairs into Johnny’s room where it looks like a bomb had indeed just went off. He looks over and in dis belief, sees that Johnny is fucking the hell outta ole Grandma.

“GOD DAMN”, his Father says, “What the hell are you doing Johnny?” Johnny looks over from being on top of Grandma and says “Yeah, this shits not so funny when its your momma, now is it?”