Thursday, September 06, 2007

ha ha


The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

11 comments:

sp9000 said...

Is this a veiled reference to the Offmen Exlax incident?

dad-e~O said...

what ExLax incident, I must have missed it

sp9000 said...

At one of our early Offmen gatherings (at Rick R's house) a certain one of us spiked the evenings hot coco, and brownies with a very healthy serving of ExLax, in retrobution for an earlier ill concived prank.

sp9000 said...

I am surprised Eric does not recall this incident?

steve butt said...

yea. my my car broke down on the way home and i was standed inthe middle of nowhere after eating a couple of those brownies. not a pleasant memory.

sp9000 said...

WOW hey Steve!!!!

dad-e~O said...

ouch,

Sickboy said...

yeah, I remember that! I was out of school for a day or two because of it. I think it was in retaliation to something me, you and a few others did to Mike S's. car which at that time was the Monza.

sp9000 said...

hehehe, yeah I was not going to mention names. But it was in retaliation to that ill conceived prank of slathering canned cat food all over Mikes Car. There were three of us involved in that original prank, those being your self, Chris H (Mikes girl friend of the day), and my self (mastermind). I felt a little bad about the whole calamity of events, as the initial prank was my idea, and I never even got sick from the brownies, or coco.

Sickboy said...

It was a great prank.

Sickboy said...

yeah, you never did get sick from that, did ya Scott my man? It was around the holiday season cuz the brownies were served at the Offmen holiday party at Rick R.s' house.

Damn remember how bad his car smelled as we smeared that cat food all over it, I dont remember fully but Im sure it must have froze to the car, thus making it one hell of a task to remove.

Haha, Ill take laxative brownies for that any damn day of the week, that prank fucking ruled, hahahaha...