One thing these pictures have reminded me of.
Hair,
whats the fuckin deal deal?
does the creator have a sence of humor? or does evolution seem a little wierd?
I distinctly remember when I was 18 getting my first tatt (on my chest) the needle man making a show of going out of his way to insure that the tape holding on the bandage would go through my paltry patch of chest hair. now a few years later (ok so it's been 14) I have ligitamate hair obstructing the view of the same tatt.
and don't get me started on:
long freaky eyebrows
ear canal, and lobes
nose, bridge and nostrils
back
feet, for god sakes the toes too.
and if I'm willing to mention those places on such a public forum imagine the stuff a stick in the mud like me is keeping to himself.(those of you with eastern/southern european heritage know what I'm talking about)
What the hell, AND while all this un apraciated growth occurs, low and behold my hairline seems to have had an argument with with my face, cause it's running away.
I can't win for loosin', the joke is on Tif. Cause I will never look better then I did when I was 20. Good thing for me she was gulible enough to consent to marry me then. 12 years this July (who'd of thought then...)
so to bring it all together, men loose hair on the part of their body where that need it to protect them from rain/snow. but gain it in seemingly usless places.... har-de-har man upstairs, really nice....
shhh. everyones asleep
Saturday, April 01, 2006
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I'm going to leave this post. even though it's not nearly as funny today as it was last night when I got back from the pub. it is honest and true.
missed me, dresden dolls
I noticed the timestamp and figured there had to be a pub involved. I hear you about the hair thing. I was looking at the beach picture from the other day and thinkin' I couldn't grow hair like that anymore if I tried. And yet I shave my ears.
This is all oh so true, especially the ear hair thing...what the hell?!?!?!
What Pub were you at? Ill be in town in a few weeks and a pub crawl sounds nice, does it not?
I guess I am lucky to still have all the hair on my head and no major quantity of chest hair thank goodness. How ever it’s those few random moles hairs (there are four to be exact) that annoy my wife and then I. Its just no good when your wife asks you get out of your warm bed to go and find a random hair on your back that offends her. Only to find after much twisting that what she is seeing really is kind of gross.
Yes Pete getting old and hairy is just no good.
The wife whistling pop goes the weasel.
I don't want to know why your wife is whistling pop goes the weasel.
Personally, I just was away for 5 days and decided to participate in my annual attempt to grow a full beard. Getting closer. I figure I'll get one by age 50!
I will confess. Pulling out nose hairs really fucking hurts. Always trim, don't pull. They are supposed to be nose hairs, not an ersatz mustache, dammit!
Mr. Jones, Talking Heads
I'm a fan of the seasonal beard.
start growth after Tif's b'day, and shave after st'pats.
Mine come's in pretty full though.
push it, garbage
I probably get carded more when I try to grow one than when I don't.
Yes, I occasionally still get carded. Thank you to my grandfather for the youthful genes!
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