A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
---You guys got any other blonde jokes?---
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
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3 comments:
No, but this one made me laugh!
What do a blonde and turtle have in common?
Get them on their back and they're screwed.
It's an old one I know, but that's the only one I could think of.
Hahahahaha....I just read this. Good one.
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