Feels like. 20
Skies. Partly Cloudy---
| One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years." ---Hah, cute one, no? I got a little laugh out of it. Last night I drove past one of the big so-called "Irish pubs" here and man, was it packed. As far as my eye could tell it was all kids, no one over say, 25. I thought to myself that I would definitely end up in a fight if I was in there. They had one big ass white tent set up outside and there were several party buses parked outside right next to it. No thanks.--- | ||
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Chicago was in rare form yesterday.
do tell....
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