Dick who?

STRATFORD, Conn. Mar 29, 2007 (AP)— A man was taken to Bridgeport Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after he led authorities on a high-speed chase and then claimed to be Vice President Dick Cheney, police said.

John Spernak, 42, later admitted he wasn't Cheney but said he was actually "Charlie's Angels" star Jaclyn Smith, police said. He also claimed to be the husband of Paris Hilton's sister.

Police said Spernak, driving at more than 90 mph Monday night, hit a patrol car and was shocked with a stun gun before they could arrest him. He was charged with attempted first-degree assault, engaging police in a pursuit, reckless driving, criminal mischief, interfering with police and being in a town park after dark.

---Sick or not, the last thing Id do is admit I was Dick Cheney, screw that noise! If you could pretend to be someone in a sickened rampage, who would you pick? Not that this guy was pretending, he prolly is in need of some psychiatric help, but you get my drift....---