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I sometimes think it would be cool to be a bird. You could fly about freely and your biggest concern would be your next worm or berry. You could land on peoples' houses and you wouldnt have to worry about driving anywhere, or sex, or a partner for the rest of your damn life.

You could sit around with other birds and complain about humans and how theyve ruined everything for you. That would be the best part; the complaints.

I wanna be a bird.