AM Joke.

On the road too long

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

---AM Temp. 43
Feels like. 43 (woohoo, no wind chill!)
Skies. Clear

Its gonna get up to 70 here today, so spring cant be all that far off. My diet is going pretty well, Im finding myself living on salads, which is nice because I love salads. I found myself allowing one treat this weekend; a couple margaritas...very yummy!---