A few snippits of conversation from the last few days around the house:
Boy#1: Hey Dad!
Dad: ..... (I hate it when he is trying to get his parents attention using Hey as a prefix
Boy#1: Dad, how do you spell Antithesis?
Dad: I believe it's L O O K I T U P
BOY#1: no really
Dad: no really
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Boy#1: I saw a Viagra ad in Popular Mechanics, why?
Dad: Because, often the guys who are interested in Popular Mechanics, are the same guys who need Viagra
Boy#2: What's Viagra
Dad: A pill that older men might want
Boy#2: What's it do.
Dad: since you asked.... it helps mens penis' work sexually
Boy#2: Sorry I asked
Boy#1: Giggle
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Boy#2: Brother, have you told Mom and Dad your NickName for Coach K?
Boy#1: No
Mom & Dad: What is it?
Boy#1: Coach Gay
Dad:...... (What Follows a longish lecture about talking shit about people who can kick your ass...)
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Boy#1: Do we have any Iron Maiden on ITunes?
Dad: um .....
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Boy#2: if my hair isn't messy, why do I have to wash and brush it?
Mom: Cause if you don't I will cut it all off
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I just wanted to share a little of what you fellas might have to look forward to, Steve your son is older then mine so you probably know where I'm coming from.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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2 comments:
hahahahaha, oh man, this was a great read, thanks for sharing. I liked the part about the Viagra best. Man, that would be a tough one to dance around, but ya did great. I can totally see you handling all these situations too.
Thanks for the smile bro, Ive been taking myself rather seriously all day.
love ya!!!!
yes I connect very well. I also had the joy of an older teenager in the house to bring up all the teenage issues right at the time when Josh was old enough to get the basics, but not nearly old enough to grasp the complexities.
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