Regrettably last night evil googly-eyed space aliens cajoled OFFMEN Scott into purchasing a much-maligned mini-van. Quoted here by an obviously delusional Scott; “I can’t believe how much I really wanted to make this purchase.” The ET bastards in question seem to have gone way beyond there usual peeping around the corner to scare the living daylights out of us routine. In fact our records show that a much younger Scott had at one time made a contract with unknown parties to have him self shot before such a purchase ever occurred…Obviously this unknown person of interest has fled the country (we suspect this might have to do with recently uncovered photos of OFFMEN in their undies found in Scott’s archive). This commentator believes this to be an outrage of a most pernicious caliper. Just look at the image supplied above, can you actually fathom this young punker wana-be buying a conservative family vehicle… We can only hope that he will put some nifty punk rock stickers on the back, and sooooon!
5 comments:
So ya broke down and got a mini van huh? Is it one of the cool ones with automatic sliding doors and such?
Are those my old Ox Blood docs in that pic?
there are worse things then mini-vans:
Castration, for 1.
We had a mini van for years. it only hurt for a few months.
We are now a one car family, technicly since my Ranger is still in the garage, it hasn't run since we moved back to illinois
Yes they are... I do still have them in storage. Its not hard to believe.
Scooter, I've had one for years. Damn we're old!
Heta
Eric... See I told you I was called Scooter by my Minnisota crew. Thanks Heta!!!
Scott
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