Wednesday, February 07, 2007

One liners

Long Time Drinker

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop."


---OK guys, its time for you to pass on a one liner that you know. It doesnt have to be hilarious or anything, but it has to be a quick one liner. Try and find a good one online if you can.---

7 comments:

dad-e~O said...

did you hear about the kidnaping?


then he woke up

dad-e~O said...

My girlfriend and I went camping.



it was fuckin intence (In Tents)

dad-e~O said...

Three guys walked into a Bar.


the next one ducked.

dad-e~O said...

how about the name Jokes?

What to you call a woman with 1 leg?
Ilean.

A man with no arms or legs in front of a door?
Matt.

The same man in the ocean?
Bob.

The same man on a wall?
Art.

What about the woman with no arms or legs in a pan?
Patty.

Sickboy said...

I liked the camping one best, that one made me laugh. Good one!

steve butt said...

a fish in a stream hits a concrete wall what does he say?


Dam!

dad-e~O said...

nice steve