THE STASH-SAFE KEY CHAIN
"Preferred by the underground and the choice of covert operatives from all sides, ContraTM Brand Stash-Safe is now available to you in this deluxe gift box. Holds one prophylactic, one 20-exp strip of microfilm, one tampon, one rolled up , several grams of your favorite dusting powder or about half a dozen pills. Airtight, waterproof, radiation resistant and able to withstand all manner of misadventure, ContraTM Brand Stash-Safe is machined from solid aluminium, polished and anodised, then clear coated for a lifetime of lustre. It's beautiful, it's unique and it's useful."
---This is something every offmen should have had back in the day, minus the room for stashing your favorite drugs and the tampon. Why would you need something to be radiation resistant? Does anyone have an answer for that? I think this thing looks pretty damn cool too. What would you hide in it???---
3 comments:
mabye being radiation proof makes it hard to x-ray?
I wouldnt think so. I used to work with x ray equip. on a daily basis and Ive never heard of such a thing.
I am beginning to wonder if it is radiation proof just for novelties sake.
I'd put my dignity and self respect in it.
For me the word "stash" carries a connotation of being easily hidden. This giant metal tylenol gelcap is just begging to be inspected by any law enforcement official.
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