Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Awful Joke

Just popping in to post this Joke.

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore!
You’re a Senator from New York running for President of the United States.
Act like one.

E, hope you enjoyed it.
XOXO
happy new year

9 comments:

Sickboy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, aw shit, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love you PJB!!!!!!

great one, hahahahahahahaha, I actually laughed out loud!!!!!!!!

dad-e~O said...

I thought you might.
thanks go to drunkcyclist

Sickboy said...

you know, ever since you made that site an easy to find link through your shops blog, I have been browsing around it a lot lately, its a cool, informative and fun site. Next time I go there, Im just gonna bookmark the dang thing.

thanks for the laugh! =)

Scott said...

Wow that would be so sexy if she actually were actually a real lesbian... Well now you know I really have grown up to be a filthy pervert. Nice one Pete.

dad-e~O said...

the only thing that would get me to vote for her, if she anounced she was gay.

Sickboy said...

scott, you have grown into an old pervert and PJ, I would hope that there is nothing that would get you to vote for her!

Scott said...

Please make not that is FILTHY old pervert!

Well every man has his price and I think an announcement would fall short for me, but a high def video as prof along with some lotion would likely get my vote.

Sickboy said...

yeah, you gotta have the lotion in there somewhere, good point.

Sickboy said...

have any of you seen Chelsea Clinton as of late? She turned out to be pretty damn cute.